(If you do escape, that is if I do leave this note to you along with all my kingdom of riches, and even now I feel this note is far more mine than it is yours, wouldn’t you agree - if you do escape - though how could you without the map I have drawn in the margins and the passwords I have scraped from the butchers drunken hollering - if, however, you do - which I doubt, sincerely - please bring my spoon and magazine with you and I will reward you gladly with riches beyond your wildest dreams (granted that your dreams have not grown more wild than those drolling echoes you have recounted to me night after night these past few years, please do get a life while I am gone, it is for your own benefit as well as those in your community), though I doubt, in the end you will